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My new title is Marketing Coordinator. However, I don’t know anything about it. Is that to be expected when you are hired for a job with no skills at all? I guess it could be. Well I gotz skills fo sho, but marketing…that would be a negative. It’s only the first week. Let’s see how read more »

Ok everyone, let’s have some fun. I was reminded the other day how fun Mad Libs were when I was a bad girl scout (and I was). However, I wasn’t bad at Mad Libs. So, let’s do one. I’ll ask for 4 of each and then I’ll pick the best of the best to put read more »

I don’t think that I’m alone in this thought, but I think that dogs (well my dog) have ESP. The fact is they do have heightenend senses but could sensing spirits be one of them? I think so! I never really noticed it when she was a puppy. Mostly because she was kinda silly and read more »

Strongbad likes you, Air Supply, body spray, diet root beer, rubberbands, bean burritos, spackle and old college id’s. Strongbad hates Lenny Kravitz, bad pet owners, Wal-Mart, pens, flute players at the bus stop, Hummers, Extreme Home Make-Over and AutoZone.

It’s your first wedding, but you aren’t getting married. You’ve been invited to a friends wedding. Or it could be a co-workers but either way, there is etiquette that you should follow. It’s simple and if you follow it, you’ll have a great time at anybody’s wedding. First off, always dress nice. Even if it read more »

Justin and I have come across many interesting people, most of whom are right here in Las Vegas. What’s great about these people is we usually take home what they said to us and laugh about it. Then it turns into something we will say on a regular basis. First off, a woman named Sweet: read more »