Tan Fat is Better than White Fat

No one has told all the whities that have come out from under a rock. This past weekend was beautiful here in Vegas. Seriously, if it could stay like this, I’d love this place. But for now I’ll just enjoy it as long as possible.

White legs everywhere. I’m guilty too, but I only wear shorts at home and not out in public because I know my legs are whiter than snow. But I’m working on that. Got me some Target brand daily gradual self-tanner. It’s pretty gradual…haven’t noticed anything yet. But when I do, shorts will be my daily weekend wear.

But everyone else, please keep the shorts on (unless you’re a red-head and naturally white) until you darken those saddle bags.

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