{"id":1325,"date":"2014-02-03T10:00:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-03T16:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/justin\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2014-02-01T16:16:27","modified_gmt":"2014-02-01T22:16:27","slug":"stevadorian-calendar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/justin\/stevadorian-calendar\/","title":{"rendered":"Stevadorian Calendar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chris Rock, as the illustrious SNL character “Nat X,”<\/a> once hilariously shamed The Man<\/i> for his assignment of February as Black History Month:<\/p>\n

I just want to say that February is Black History Month. Isn’t that nice? The Man gives us February because it’s the shortest month of the year! Now, I’m not complaining, but I think we deserve at\u00a0least<\/b>\u00a0a thirty-day month.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But instead of looking for a better, longer black history month, let’s instead normalize the months. Introducing the Stevadorian Calendar!<\/p>\n

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Steveadorian?<\/h2>\n

When I originally was brainstorming a new calendar, my coworkers named it “The Calendar of Steve.” I’m now renaming it to the Stevadorian Calendar to be more of an alliteration of the Gregorian Calendar<\/a>. While it has nothing to do with dock workers<\/a>, I like that it imbues strength, gruff, and rugged good looks.<\/p>\n

Once we do decide to switch, there may be some nomenclature we’ll have to apply – similarly when most of Europe switched from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar<\/a>.<\/p>\n