{"id":913,"date":"2005-09-19T17:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T17:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/19\/pleased-to-meet-you-mr-sedaris"},"modified":"2005-09-19T17:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T17:32:00","slug":"pleased-to-meet-you-mr-sedaris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2005\/09\/pleased-to-meet-you-mr-sedaris\/","title":{"rendered":"Pleased to Meet You Mr. Sedaris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1212\/1386\/1600\/dress.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1212\/1386\/320\/dress.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>When I like something, I get obsessed over it. For example, when &#8220;Fargo&#8221; came out, I watched it as many times as possible, I still do. I did research online about the story to see if it was really true. Apparently it wasn&#8217;t. Those Coen brothers are genius&#8217; for telling me it was true, for letting me believe it was, then letting me down years later when it wasn&#8217;t. Way to be creative. <\/p>\n<p>Movies, television shows, books and people, if you intrigue me, you get my full attention. When the movie &#8220;Evita&#8221; came out, I had been eagerly awaiting it. I had the Broadway musical album it so of course I knew the entire story. I would read my very outdated Encyclopedia about Eva Perron (this was before the internet and &#8216;google&#8217; searches). She had been dead for about 30 years when it was printed, so I figured it was accurate. But I did more and more research when the movie came out. The movie was beautiful but disappointing. Oh well. <\/p>\n<p>Natalie Wood is one of my favorite reads. I was introduced to her in 1993 in theater class. We watched &#8220;West Side Story&#8221; and it became one of my favorite musicals to this day. So naturally, I went to the library to read everything about Natalie Wood. I saw some more of her movies&#8211;some good, some bad. I learned about her water phobia which eventually took her life. How ironic. <\/p>\n<p>When she was young, she was filming a movie and she had to walk across a bridge during a simulated rain storm. The bridge was to fall after she walked across, but some doe-head let it go before she got across it. She fell into the water and damaged her wrist. So from that day, she never went anywhere without a bracelet covering the damage. See, it&#8217;s not all about drugs and madness!<\/p>\n<p>My favorite author is David Sedaris. One night I was watching Letterman and one of his guests was David. I had never heard of him but he looked funny and read a pretty funny story called &#8220;Stadium Pal.&#8221; He was explaining how lopsided accessories are for women and men. Women have bracelets, necklaces and belts, things like that. Men usually only have a few accessories. So he thought that men should have something to help them out while at a sporting event, watching TV or whatever they could be doing. I won&#8217;t tell you what it is. Google him and read it for yourself. It&#8217;s creative and funny. <\/p>\n<p>My obsessive hunt began after his appearance. I only remembered his first name and the name of his book. Justin would recall his last name occasionally. I walked into every bookstore and looked for a comedic writer named <em>David<\/em> something with a new book called &#8220;Naked.&#8221; That was a hard search. But then one day we were out shopping and we stopped into a bookstore. I was still on the hunt for him and Justin finally remembered his last name &#8220;Sedaris.&#8221; A-ha! It&#8217;s pretty easy when you have that kind of information. So I bought the book and couldn&#8217;t put it down! <\/p>\n<p>I was in school still so I didn&#8217;t have to get up early like my loving husband. So I would read and laugh so hard that he would wake up and say &#8220;GO TO BED!&#8221; Then I would just have to tell him about David&#8217;s sister laying in the street trying to get run over by a car so their mom would let them back in the house. But he didn&#8217;t see how it was funny.<\/p>\n<p>David had more books prior to &#8220;Naked&#8217;s&#8221; release. I eventually bought all of those too. Justin even took me to see him in Ogden, Utah. He was reading stories that were going to be in his new book &#8220;Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim.&#8221; We had pretty good seats and I thought it was even funnier when he read them to you. Afterwards, I bought another book and had him sign it. But he really didn&#8217;t notice me, he&#8217;s was more interested in my husband. &#8220;Have we met before?&#8221; he asked my husband. &#8220;Umm, not unless you&#8217;ve been in Salt Lake before.&#8221; So they chatted for a while, well maybe David flirted and Justin chatted. I knew it was flirting, but Justin didn&#8217;t believe me. I opened my book and it read &#8220;Dear Jessi, thanks for making me rich. David Sedaris.&#8221; So I&#8217;m making you rich <em>and<\/em> you like my husband. I think I should get a chapter in his next book.<\/p>\n<p>So a year later his new book was released. I got it for Christmas. And he came to Las Vegas a few months ago to do some more readings and signing&#8217;s. If you have a chance, go and hear him tell tales of his North Carolina\/New York family. You will think your family is nothing compared to his. I brought along my book for him to sign and again, brought my husband. I reminded him of our first meeting with David and how David really liked Justin, even thought <em>I<\/em> was the fan. Justin has never even read one of his books! <\/p>\n<p>It was our turn to meet him and get my new book signed. And again, David reached out for <em>Justin&#8217;s<\/em> hand and said, &#8220;Hey speedracer!&#8221; (Justin was wearing a speed racer shirt) &#8220;You look familiar.&#8221; Justin replied,&#8221;Ya we met about 2 years ago in Ogden, Utah.&#8221; David went on to explain to <em>Justin<\/em> how he tanked at that show. But we both reassured him that <em>we<\/em> thought he was great. This time he was much more sincere with his message:&#8221;Dear Jessi, it was so nice to see you again. David Sedaris&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I could be wrong, but I think he might have been hitting on my husband again. This could be possible since Justin is very handsome and well, hot. I can see how David Sedaris couldn&#8217;t resist talking to him. As long as he keeps writing, I&#8217;ll keep bringing my husband along. Hey, if it gets my booked signed, I&#8217;m all for it! I hope Justin is too. But I&#8217;m still waiting for the chapter.<\/p>\n<p><em>Maybe this plug will get me a chapter&#8230;probably not. But enjoy anyway!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barclayagency.com\/sedaris.html\">David Sedaris<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I like something, I get obsessed over it. For example, when &#8220;Fargo&#8221; came out, I watched it as many times as possible, I still do. I did research online about the story to see if it was really true. Apparently it wasn&#8217;t. 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