{"id":911,"date":"2005-09-23T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T16:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/23\/the-hazzards"},"modified":"2005-09-23T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T16:54:00","slug":"the-hazzards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2005\/09\/the-hazzards\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hazzards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1212\/1386\/1600\/Hazzards1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1212\/1386\/200\/Hazzards.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not the first to talk about this group, but I feel if you haven&#8217;t heard of them, I should tell you. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hazzards.com\">The Hazzards<\/a> are a 2 girl ukulele group that have such great songs like <em>Gay Boyfriend<\/em> and <em>Just a Temp<\/em>. &#8220;Keep your business in your slacks, I am just a temp.&#8221; With their cuteness and clever lyrics, this group is just fun to listen to while your painting your new bedroom. &#8220;What are you singing?&#8221; &#8220;The Hazzards&#8217; <em>Shut Up and Make Out<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well I have to say that I have a personal relationship with The Hazzards. You could say I&#8217;m their friend&#8211;their Myspace friend. When I found them, I had only heard <em>Gay Boyfriend<\/em> and thought &#8220;Who is this group singing about Gay Boyfriends? Who has a boyfriend that is gay?&#8221; Maybe I shouldn&#8217;t be asking that question. Anyway, I got a friend request from them and I was so excited. <em>They<\/em> wanted to be <em>my<\/em> friend. I thought &#8220;Wow, they found me because I&#8217;m cool! Way to go!&#8221; But then as Myspace does, it messed up all my friend requests and I had to ask them if they still wanted me as their friend. Wow, friendship on Myspace is so hard. The good news is they did, so here I am, telling you about my friends, The Hazzards.<\/p>\n<p>I bought their cd with all 5 of their songs and was so excited to see it in the mail yesterday! Except the case was cracked. (can I get a new one The Hazzards?) But I&#8217;m happy listening to <em>Girl Beer<\/em>, <em>Just a Temp<\/em>, <em>SexySpirit4U<\/em>, <em>Shut Up and Make Out<\/em>, <em>Gay Boyfriend<\/em> and <em>The Business<\/em>. Even if the case is cracked.<\/p>\n<p>So if your in the mood for new music that isn&#8217;t mainstream, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hazzards.com\">The Hazzards<\/a>. &#8220;Will you sign my timesheet, I am just a temp.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not the first to talk about this group, but I feel if you haven&#8217;t heard of them, I should tell you. 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