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But that&#8217;s not the point.<\/p>\n<p>We need help with things like hanging curtains or installing the garage door opener. We were also hoping for a projector and electronic roll-down screen for the living room. We just love watching movies and a projector would be awesome don&#8217;t you think? Also, I was hoping that Tim the host could hook me up with a killer job. You know how he&#8217;s always doing crazy stuff like that. Oh that Tim! <\/p>\n<p>And our backyard could use some work. See here in Vegas, they don&#8217;t put grass in anymore. We have rocks. Scully&#8217;s feet hurt from having to walk on them to tinkle. It&#8217;s really sad. I wonder if we could maybe find her some doggie band-aids. Yeah, those would probably help some. <\/p>\n<p>I do what I can with my Husbands income and the income I get from a place called Unemployment. They are so generous. But Scully was really hoping for a doggie higher education. I&#8217;m afraid it might not happen now. 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