{"id":852,"date":"2006-04-17T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-17T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2006\/04\/17\/tan-fat-is-better-than-white-fat"},"modified":"2006-04-17T14:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-17T14:31:00","slug":"tan-fat-is-better-than-white-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2006\/04\/tan-fat-is-better-than-white-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"Tan Fat is Better than White Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one has told all the whities that have come out from under a rock. This past weekend was beautiful here in Vegas. Seriously, if it could stay like this, I&#8217;d love this place. But for now I&#8217;ll just enjoy it as long as possible.<\/p>\n<p>White legs everywhere. I&#8217;m guilty too, but I only wear shorts at home and not out in public because I know my legs are whiter than snow. But I&#8217;m working on that. Got me some Target brand daily gradual self-tanner. It&#8217;s pretty gradual&#8230;haven&#8217;t noticed anything yet. But when I do, shorts will be my daily weekend wear. <\/p>\n<p>But everyone else, please keep the shorts on (unless you&#8217;re a red-head and naturally white) until you darken those saddle bags.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one has told all the whities that have come out from under a rock. This past weekend was beautiful here in Vegas. Seriously, if it could stay like this, I&#8217;d love this place. But for now I&#8217;ll just enjoy it as long as possible. White legs everywhere. I&#8217;m guilty too, but I only wear <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2006\/04\/tan-fat-is-better-than-white-fat\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-dK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}