{"id":821,"date":"2006-08-28T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/28\/oh-im-a-cocktail-waitress-in-vegas-what-are-you-doing"},"modified":"2006-08-28T14:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T14:38:00","slug":"oh-im-a-cocktail-waitress-in-vegas-what-are-you-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2006\/08\/oh-im-a-cocktail-waitress-in-vegas-what-are-you-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Oh I&#8217;m a Cocktail Waitress in Vegas! What Are You Doing?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you&#8217;d think 10 years would change a lot of people. Apparently, I look exactly the same&#8230;or so I was told 15 times. That was a little disappointing at my 10 year this weekend. I felt stupid when I didn&#8217;t recognize people, especially when they knew me. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold\">Other things that didn&#8217;t change:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>-Clicks (So sad honestly, I&#8217;m a cool girl. I say &#8220;Hi&#8221; and smile, you do nothing cause you only had 4 years of High School with me. And Junior High. And we were in Elementary School together. Don&#8217;t pretend you don&#8217;t know me.)<br \/>-Sluts (The same ones in High School, were the same ones 10 years later.)<br \/>-Leaving the Band kids out. (If you&#8217;re gonna take a photo of the cheerleaders, drill team and all sports teams, don&#8217;t leave everyone else out because we, the Band kids, were well-represented.)<br \/>-Casey Laden. Enough said.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold\">Things that did change:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>-Amazingly, we have a hot group of girls in our class. I was very surprised by this. <br \/>-Neha Patel smoking. (booooo)<br \/>-Thinking you know something about someone (having a baby) and finding out 10 years later it wasn&#8217;t true. Oh my garage, I seriously thought this chick had a baby! People told me she did and I felt bad. She had my pity for over 10 years!<br \/>-How many people actually drink. But that really wasn&#8217;t a surprise. <\/p>\n<p>With nothing else to do there (no entertainment was provided except Casey Laden dancing to <em>Journey<\/em>), it was pretty boring. Neha, Angela Grier and Casey provided entertainment for Justin. He thought they were hilarious. And they are. <\/p>\n<p>I went in with no expectations (if it sucked, we&#8217;d go to the hotel bar and if it didn&#8217;t, well, we&#8217;d go to the bar provided). But it was about half and half. So, not too bad for 10 years later. But don&#8217;t expect me to hit up my 20. Unless there&#8217;s gambling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you&#8217;d think 10 years would change a lot of people. Apparently, I look exactly the same&#8230;or so I was told 15 times. That was a little disappointing at my 10 year this weekend. I felt stupid when I didn&#8217;t recognize people, especially when they knew me. Other things that didn&#8217;t change: -Clicks (So sad <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2006\/08\/oh-im-a-cocktail-waitress-in-vegas-what-are-you-doing\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-df","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}