{"id":818,"date":"2006-09-14T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/14\/california-dreamin-raisins"},"modified":"2006-09-14T14:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T14:38:00","slug":"california-dreamin-raisins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2006\/09\/california-dreamin-raisins\/","title":{"rendered":"California Dreamin-Raisins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hear everything on satellite radio. Seriously it ruined me and I&#8217;ll never listen to regular radio again. Yesterday I was listening to the 60&#8217;s on channel 6 (get it?) and Marvin Gaye was singing &#8220;I Heard it Through the Grapevine&#8221; and it reminded me of my neighbors. <\/p>\n<p>Jennifer DelRe was my first friend when we moved to Friendswood (hehe, get it?). Her mom made her come over while we were moving in to see if I wanted to play with her. Heck yes! I didn&#8217;t want to help with all those boxes and crap. So that started a very long friendship. One year her church was doing a pageant of some kind. She, her mom and a few others were doing a raisin dance to that song, &#8220;Heard it through the Grapevine.&#8221; It was when those California raisins were popular (and creepy) on t.v. Her mom made these big brown costumes (they looked like big turds), with white gloves and they had a dance all choreographed. <\/p>\n<p>I was so jealous! I wanted to do the dance with them but I wasn&#8217;t sure about the turd costumes. So I had Jennifer teach it to me. I was obsessed with this dance. I wanted to do it so bad on stage. But looking back, it really wasn&#8217;t a dance. It was more like &#8220;stick your leg out here,&#8221; &#8220;point your finger,&#8221; &#8220;turn,&#8221; &#8220;walk off stage with a cool limp.&#8221; Basically what you&#8217;d see the California raisins do. <\/p>\n<p>She invited me to see the show and I went. It wasn&#8217;t the best performance up there and I knew when someone messed up. When it was done, I was happy I got to see it. It was cute and entertaining. But dressing up like a turd wasn&#8217;t my dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear everything on satellite radio. Seriously it ruined me and I&#8217;ll never listen to regular radio again. Yesterday I was listening to the 60&#8217;s on channel 6 (get it?) and Marvin Gaye was singing &#8220;I Heard it Through the Grapevine&#8221; and it reminded me of my neighbors. Jennifer DelRe was my first friend when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2006\/09\/california-dreamin-raisins\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-dc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}