{"id":775,"date":"2007-07-10T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/10\/no-you-da-hoe"},"modified":"2007-07-10T14:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-10T14:55:00","slug":"no-you-da-hoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2007\/07\/no-you-da-hoe\/","title":{"rendered":"No, You Da-Hoe"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lesson learned: Don’t take your heart rate monitor<\/a>\"\" up to Idaho. It’ll end up in a shoe bin in a camper of a cousin you haven’t seen in 5+ years. <\/p>\n

Oh, bring your fly swatter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lesson learned: Don’t take your heart rate monitor up to Idaho. It’ll end up in a shoe bin in a camper of a cousin you haven’t seen in 5+ years. Oh, bring your fly swatter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t