{"id":734,"date":"2008-04-03T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/03\/1-year-anniversary"},"modified":"2008-04-03T20:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:34:00","slug":"1-year-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2008\/04\/1-year-anniversary\/","title":{"rendered":"1 year Anniversary"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday was my 1-year anniversary. Justin said, “Am I going to get in trouble if I don’t know what your 1-year anniversary is?” Silly boy. No, of course I don’t expect him to remember that my braces came off one year ago yesterday. Nothing really to celebrate. I still have to wear my retainer and I have one more ortho appointment but other than that…it’s been an uneventful year regarding my teeth. <\/p>\n

Lately my theme song has been Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze’s Chippendales dance: Everybody’s working for the weekend<\/a>. I look forward to the week ending it’s really sad. <\/p>\n

Speaking of butt crack – I got a free magazine subscription<\/a>\"\" as a gift and I picked This Old House<\/span>. I own a house but not an old one. I do most of the repairs so I figured it’d be good to get advice from the experts. Justin thinks because I do all the plumbing repairs in the house it’s ok for me to show my crack. I don’t agree for various reasons. He doesn’t do any repairs and his crack is always showing. Guess it can be a lonely club sometimes. But now we’ve got This Old House<\/span> to help me so I can show him that they don’t<\/span> have crack to be a good plumber.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday was my 1-year anniversary. Justin said, “Am I going to get in trouble if I don’t know what your 1-year anniversary is?” Silly boy. No, of course I don’t expect him to remember that my braces came off one year ago yesterday. Nothing really to celebrate. I still have to wear my retainer and read more »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-bQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}