{"id":688,"date":"2008-08-20T23:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T23:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/20\/who-it-pays-to-know"},"modified":"2008-08-20T23:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T23:07:00","slug":"who-it-pays-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2008\/08\/who-it-pays-to-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Who It Pays to Know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Dermatologist, for one. I didn&#8217;t have to make an appointment to freeze off this stupid, annoying little thing* on my heel. Mother-in-law did it for me, all in the comfort of my room. I asked, &#8220;Is this going to hurt?&#8221; I got an honest answer, &#8220;Yes.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Crap. I can&#8217;t have my Mother-in-Law thinking I&#8217;m a wimp**.<\/p>\n<p>I sat quietly and let my foot freeze to a temp of -190 (it thawed out pretty quickly), Justin, on the other hand, screamed like a baby when it was his turn. Mother-in-law and I just laughed. No co-pay needed. Score!<\/p>\n<p>My blog is 3 years old. I&#8217;ve gone through 2 jobs and 2 homes in that time. I&#8217;ve been to some crazy parties and have had some crazy parties. I ran a marathon then I ran a 1\/2. Scully has hasn&#8217;t grown but I swear her ears have. <\/p>\n<p>Now I can finally put to rest that I won&#8217;t be sued by an old High School Band that I used to teach for, who I actually sued. The statute of limitations has passed. And they can&#8217;t touch me now. This will be the first and last time I ever bring that up again.<span style=\"font-style:italic\"><\/p>\n<p>*I hate to mention that I even have one because I think they are gross, but I developed a wart on my foot after the half marathon. Or was it after my trip to Thailand?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic\"><br \/>**Mother-in-Law knows about <a href=\"http:\/\/jfoell.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/shots-suck.html\">this story<\/a> and has said on numerous occasions, &#8220;you&#8217;ll never make it through child birth.&#8221; Probably not, but that&#8217;s what medication is for, right?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Dermatologist, for one. I didn&#8217;t have to make an appointment to freeze off this stupid, annoying little thing* on my heel. Mother-in-law did it for me, all in the comfort of my room. I asked, &#8220;Is this going to hurt?&#8221; I got an honest answer, &#8220;Yes.&#8221; Crap. I can&#8217;t have my Mother-in-Law thinking I&#8217;m <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2008\/08\/who-it-pays-to-know\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-b6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}