{"id":67,"date":"2011-02-01T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2011\/02\/01\/january-burns"},"modified":"2011-02-01T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:11:00","slug":"january-burns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2011\/02\/january-burns\/","title":{"rendered":"January Burns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since moving to Minnesota, I knew that January would be a difficult month when it came to weather. <br \/>Actually, it&#8217;s January through May with February or March being the really difficult months. <br \/>It&#8217;s spring, and snow is still falling. That&#8217;s hard to swallow when all your friends in ALL THE OTHER STATES are out having a good time in spring-like weather. <\/p>\n<p>Can you tell Justin&#8217;s bitterness has rubbed off?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a really rough winter. So Justin took me to Kauai with another couple for my birthday. Hawaii in January. I didn&#8217;t care if it was going to rain or be in the 70&#8217;s. It wasn&#8217;t snow and I didn&#8217;t have to take a jacket. <\/p>\n<p>Hawaii in January! <\/p>\n<p>We were going to sail, kayak, surf, eat, drink and relax by the ocean. And we did and it was awesome!<\/p>\n<p>But, there was a drawback. Our pasty white skin. It burned. We were diligent about using spf 50 and above. Our Indian friends didn&#8217;t want to get &#8220;darker&#8221; (their words, not mine) either and were slathering spf 70. But us white folks burned areas of our body that we didn&#8217;t expect. Legs, feet, hands, lips. And nothing would soothe the pain. Then I thought of this:<\/p>\n<p>Back in Junior High School, 90210 was new and all the cool kids were watching it. I could NEVER get into it. The adult-like (fake) situations, the sex, a dj in a high school (pu-leeese!). I get they were trying to relate to people my age with issues of our generation but it was done in such a way that it made you feel shittier about yourself. <\/p>\n<p>So I turned it off. <\/p>\n<p>BUT! I did see an episode that officially gave me the green light to never watch the show again. The main, dark-haired chick (Brenda?) is out sunbathing before the big dance, naturally. But, oh noes! She got burned bigtime! WTH was she gonna do? <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, cool mom from the 90&#8217;s used granny&#8217;s sunburn aftercare, secret remedy and came to the rescue. Brenda came walking down the stairs in her poofy sleeved, black dress all ghost-like. Pasty skin restored back to normal. <\/p>\n<p>YA RIGHT, 90210. Why do I get so angry about this story line? <\/p>\n<p>So anyway, the sun is damaging and burns are painful. I could barely put socks on for my 9 hour flight home. Surprinsly, just my feet were affected and are now a beautiful tan color (3 weeks later). <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now the only Minnesotan with tan feet &#8211; that no one will ever see. Not til May, at least. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/04\/5368478444_e80323eafa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/04\/5368478444_e80323eafa.jpg?w=225\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Hiding behind bikes. Even flip-flops hurt my feet. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since moving to Minnesota, I knew that January would be a difficult month when it came to weather. Actually, it&#8217;s January through May with February or March being the really difficult months. It&#8217;s spring, and snow is still falling. 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