{"id":658,"date":"2008-11-06T22:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T22:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/06\/really-seriously"},"modified":"2008-11-06T22:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T22:51:00","slug":"really-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2008\/11\/really-seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"Really? Seriously?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do people insist on sitting next to me on the bus when there are about 15 empty seats around? Especially towards the end of the route? Just move over and take up your own room. It&#8217;s easy and I won&#8217;t get offended.<\/p>\n<p>And, AND! Why does it always smell like crap? People, we all have to use the bus, crap at home. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, AND! Please don&#8217;t lean forward to talk on the phone. You&#8217;re basically in my ear, I can hear everything you&#8217;re telling your friend. About how you don&#8217;t play girls like that. You know, man? 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