{"id":611,"date":"2008-12-30T19:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/30\/what-happened-over-christmas"},"modified":"2008-12-30T19:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T19:06:00","slug":"what-happened-over-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2008\/12\/what-happened-over-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"What Happened Over Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Found out my Wii Fit age is 44. Not good, even if I wasn&#8217;t pregnant. Didn&#8217;t I just run a half marathon? Wait, that was a year ago. <br \/>2. Ate lots of potatoes. <br \/>3. Drove 6 hours to Nebraska where dinner was waiting for me. <br \/>4. Sober the entire Holiday.<br \/>5. Was bombarded by a certain sister-in-law telling me she can&#8217;t buy me ANYTHING for our baby unless she knows if it&#8217;s a boy or girl. Sorry Angel, you&#8217;ll just have to wait until June like everyone else. 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