{"id":609,"date":"2009-01-02T19:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T19:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/02\/no-resolutions"},"modified":"2009-01-02T19:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T19:18:00","slug":"no-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/01\/no-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"No Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finished the 30-day blogging challenge with 17 posts. So, I did suck, but hey, 17 in one month, that&#8217;s a lot for me. Maybe I&#8217;ll do it again when I don&#8217;t have 5 to 6 days off in a row. <\/p>\n<p>New Years was very quiet and respectable. If pregnancy lets you be one thing, it&#8217;s respectable. No boozing, no screaming running down a street, no hangovers. You really can&#8217;t beat it. <\/p>\n<p>We went bowling at the dumpiest bowling alley where we watched the Ms. Hooters Competition. A chick from Austin, Texas won. Her name was &#8211; and I&#8217;m NOT kidding &#8211; Hoots. Can&#8217;t remember her first name, Justin would know that. But her last name was seriously Hoots. How could she not win such a contest? I called it the white trash of Ms. America. <\/p>\n<p>Has anyone else tried to bowl while pregnant? It&#8217;s the weirdest thing. I&#8217;m still sore from it and I only used the 8 pound ball. I&#8217;m so weak. And my game sucked. <\/p>\n<p>We carried on our white trash festivities at home where I took a bath and I tried to increase my brain power (or as Homer says, &#8220;Increase my killing power.&#8221;) with Brain Age. The tub is the perfect place to play. Once done getting smarter, I watched Justin and his friend launch fireworks about 30 minutes after midnight. Better late than never. Actually, Justin will light fireworks anytime of year. <\/p>\n<p>I passed out, they sobered up and that was it. <\/p>\n<p>16 weeks and growing. During the Holiday&#8217;s I tried to eat reasonably and I think I succeeded. But for some reason, the belly has popped out all of a sudden. No weight gain yet, but I go in next week for a check-up and a lot can happen til then. I have a photo but it just looks like I&#8217;m bloated so I probably won&#8217;t post it. Unless I get an overwhelming cry to see it. But I don&#8217;t want to scare anyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finished the 30-day blogging challenge with 17 posts. So, I did suck, but hey, 17 in one month, that&#8217;s a lot for me. Maybe I&#8217;ll do it again when I don&#8217;t have 5 to 6 days off in a row. New Years was very quiet and respectable. If pregnancy lets you be one thing, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/01\/no-resolutions\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im-not-fat","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-9P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}