{"id":594,"date":"2009-01-26T20:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T20:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/26\/31"},"modified":"2009-01-26T20:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T20:43:00","slug":"31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/01\/31\/","title":{"rendered":"31"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m 31. It didn&#8217;t really shock me until I was playing Sudoku on my DS when Dr. K from Brain Age said, &#8220;You&#8217;re 31 right? Happy Birthday!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was somewhat shocking to see it. 31. I think that puts me in a whole new age bracket on forms. You know, the one that lumps middle-aged people in one category and spans across generations. That sucks. <\/p>\n<p>And my Nevada driver&#8217;s license expired too. No longer will I have braces and cute, little red cheeks on my photo, somewhat angelic looking. 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