{"id":555,"date":"2009-04-16T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T14:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/16\/water-ballet"},"modified":"2009-04-16T14:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T14:27:00","slug":"water-ballet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/04\/water-ballet\/","title":{"rendered":"Water Ballet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s something about posting an ultrasound photo online that kinda freaks me out. Yes, the profile of the kid is cute but it&#8217;s more of a &#8220;I don&#8217;t really want you to see the inside of me&#8221; problem. Some things are too personal. <\/p>\n<p>So, instead, you get my kid doing water ballet &#8211; or at least that&#8217;s what it looks like. Or surfing on some big waves. Or just trying to find the best position before bed. <\/p>\n<p>I held the camera pretty steady. This babe likes to move! Notice within the first 3 seconds the body part (arm? elbow? bum?) sweeps across. Yeah, it&#8217;s weird to feel too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/get_player\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/get_player<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was a really active night. But we eventually went to sleep. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Yea! for me for posting my first ever blogger video. Plenty of other times I tried but just couldn&#8217;t wait long enough. Being pregnant has made me patient. <\/p>\n<p>Answers to questions I get almost daily now:<\/p>\n<p>1) Yes I&#8217;m feeling fine, you asked me yesterday. And the day before. And every freaking day before that so leave me alone already!<\/p>\n<p>2) Still due in June.<\/p>\n<p>3) It&#8217;s the clothes that make me look bigger.<\/p>\n<p>4) Yes, all chairs are uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>5) Yes, I&#8217;m on my way to the bathroom. (Why would someone ask me that? But they do when they see me coming down the hall. That should be in the same category as &#8216;no ultrasounds online,&#8217; it&#8217;s personal.)<\/p>\n<p>6) No, I can wait. I&#8217;m in no hurry to be done. I&#8217;m smart enough to know this is the easy part.<\/p>\n<p>After finally getting over my stupid cold, I went and got hit by allergies. Yea! I&#8217;m desperate to breath, has anyone tried a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=j8sDIbRAXlg\">neti pot<\/a>? Oh boy, doesn&#8217;t that look weird? But my boss swears by it &#8211; and apparently so does <a href=\"http:\/\/www.associatedcontent.com\/article\/227608\/dr_oz_gives_his_stamp_of_approval_for.html?cat=5\">Dr. Oz<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s something about posting an ultrasound photo online that kinda freaks me out. Yes, the profile of the kid is cute but it&#8217;s more of a &#8220;I don&#8217;t really want you to see the inside of me&#8221; problem. Some things are too personal. So, instead, you get my kid doing water ballet &#8211; or at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/04\/water-ballet\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im-not-fat","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-8X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}