{"id":550,"date":"2009-04-23T14:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T14:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/23\/practicing"},"modified":"2009-04-23T14:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T14:40:00","slug":"practicing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/04\/practicing\/","title":{"rendered":"Practicing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/04\/imgp0205.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/04\/imgp0205.jpg?w=225\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Look at the CUTE sling <a href=\"http:\/\/www.606diaries.com\">Todd<\/a> and his sister got me! I love it! And look at my cute substitute baby.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s REALLY a bad angle of me and I&#8217;m not making excuses. Justin was sitting down, talking on the phone. I was laughing because Scully was trying to jump out. I thought she&#8217;d enjoy a little carry action from me. 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