{"id":545,"date":"2009-04-30T13:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/30\/still-not-really-counting"},"modified":"2009-04-30T13:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T13:32:00","slug":"still-not-really-counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/04\/still-not-really-counting\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Not Really Counting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to my 33rd week of pregnancy! Seriously, I forget what week I&#8217;m in. I have to look at the weekly email I get saying &#8220;Pregnancy: Week XX&#8221; just so I remember. I&#8217;m close most of the time. 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