{"id":497,"date":"2009-05-29T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/29\/the-wait-is-over"},"modified":"2013-04-05T12:07:02","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T17:07:02","slug":"the-wait-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/05\/the-wait-is-over\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wait is Over!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Internet, It’s been a long wait, but I’d like to introduce you to my new little baby*:<\/p>\n

MINTOP!
\nDelivered: Yesterday, May 28th
\nWeight: Around 3lbs (so cute!)
\nDimensions: 10″ (so tiny!)<\/p>\n

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Aren’t we cute??<\/p>\n

And aren’t these cute??<\/p>\n

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Chubby feet that got bigger in the span of 15 minutes while waiting for Justin to pick me up. He lovingly referred to them as “hobbit feet.” Mmmmm, cankles. You can’t even SEE my bunions! Amazing! But I don’t recommend this look when you’ve already got some other area on your body completely swollen courtesy of a full-term BABY.<\/p>\n

*Oh, did you think this was actually a delivery announcement? Circle one:<\/p>\n

Yes No Sucker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Internet, It’s been a long wait, but I’d like to introduce you to my new little baby*: MINTOP! Delivered: Yesterday, May 28th Weight: Around 3lbs (so cute!) Dimensions: 10″ (so tiny!) Aren’t we cute?? And aren’t these cute?? Chubby feet that got bigger in the span of 15 minutes while waiting for Justin to pick read more »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im-not-fat","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-81","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1290,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions\/1290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}