{"id":444,"date":"2009-07-21T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T16:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/21\/ikea-you-just-about-lost-me"},"modified":"2013-04-05T12:47:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T17:47:11","slug":"ikea-you-just-about-lost-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2009\/07\/ikea-you-just-about-lost-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Ikea, You Just About Lost Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While finishing up Jules&#8217; room, I remembered I had a floating shelf that I purchased from Ikea awhile back.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This will be perfect in his room.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And now that it&#8217;s up, it is perfect. But it didn&#8217;t come hassle free.<\/p>\n<p>I purchased the shelf when we were still living in Las Vegas. (Not IN Las Vegas, since there aren&#8217;t any Ikea stores there.) Obviously, we&#8217;ve moved and I&#8217;m pretty sure I threw the receipt away &#8211; without even opening the package. Can you see where this is going?<\/p>\n<p>So, fast-forward one year later and I wanted to hang it in my sweet little Jules&#8217; room.<\/p>\n<p>Justin informed me that the shelf had a crack on the edge. I would have just gone with it, but it was on the front and very noticeable. I should have known better than to just buy something and not open it at the store. If you&#8217;ve ever been there, they have an area outside the checkouts where you can inspect your items. I think it&#8217;s even called &#8220;Inspection&#8221; something. What the&#8230;! Seriously, to have an inspection location before you go home screams low quality items. But! I don&#8217;t learn from my mistakes easily and love Ikea, and I&#8217;ve always just taken my purchases home without inspection. It finally backfired.<\/p>\n<p>We took the shelf back to Ikea without the receipt and they informed that &#8220;No, we can&#8217;t take it back without a receipt. We don&#8217;t know if you purchased it off ebay or craigslist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What difference does it make where I purchased it (YOUR STORE!), I just want to exchange it! Non-passive-aggressive Minnesota lady wasn&#8217;t budging.<\/p>\n<p>So we bought another one, kept the receipt and returned the old one using the new receipt. Trickery, I know. But I haven&#8217;t bought anything from Ikea on ebay or craigslist.<\/p>\n<p>Other stores don&#8217;t seem to worry about this problem that apparently happens with Ikea products (I&#8217;ve sold USED items without packaging on craigslist &#8211; we still had the box for the shelf). All I&#8217;m saying, Ikea, is maybe you should either re-evaluate your products or your return policy &#8211; or both. New parents on little sleep don&#8217;t need to be jacked around.<\/p>\n<p>I know I owe you a picture of his nursery. 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