{"id":286,"date":"2010-01-27T00:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2010\/01\/27\/the-screamer"},"modified":"2010-01-27T00:13:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T00:13:00","slug":"the-screamer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2010\/01\/the-screamer\/","title":{"rendered":"The Screamer"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know when they say “Oh, he’s just finding his voice.” I thought I knew what that meant, until this:<\/p>\n\n

This is HI-larious until we’re out at a restaurant. Or on a plane. Or we’re sleeping and he’s not.<\/p>\n

ETA: Oh, wait, this one REALLY gives you the full experience (minus lighting. I’ll never be able to capture him without the flash. Oh well.):<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know when they say “Oh, he’s just finding his voice.” I thought I knew what that meant, until this: This is HI-larious until we’re out at a restaurant. Or on a plane. Or we’re sleeping and he’s not. ETA: Oh, wait, this one REALLY gives you the full experience (minus lighting. I’ll never be read more »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jules","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-4C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}