{"id":1839,"date":"2014-09-29T10:33:54","date_gmt":"2014-09-29T15:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/?p=1839"},"modified":"2014-09-27T10:34:43","modified_gmt":"2014-09-27T15:34:43","slug":"racquetball-tennis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2014\/09\/racquetball-tennis\/","title":{"rendered":"Racquetball is Not Tennis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did I mention I&#8217;m taking tennis lessons? This was my attempt at saying, &#8220;suck it junior high tennis coach, I&#8217;ll show you I can play tennis!&#8221; because yeah, I tried out for the team and clearly couldn&#8217;t play. (20+ years later and getting my revenge!) Tennis is big on my mom&#8217;s side of the family with many uncles playing. One summer I asked my uncle if he&#8217;d teach me and he said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll teach you once you can hit the ball 100 times against the wall.&#8221; Guess what, I haven&#8217;t had to do that at all in my lessons. I think he didn&#8217;t want to teach me because I was his annoying niece. So I tried to hit the ball on the one open wall at my granny&#8217;s house with only about 3 feet of space. I failed. I gave up. But I still wanted to play.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward 20+ years\u00a0and adult tennis lesson are offered at the nearby tennis dome (year-round tennis in Minnesota, baby!). I started taking them a year ago and have mostly kept up with it since.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a lot of fun and and I feel athletic even though I have NO athletic bone in my body. Obviously people with more athletic skills do much better but for me it&#8217;s just enough to challenge me and yet stay fun.<\/p>\n<p>After my first session of lessons, I decided to buy my own racket. Justin came along too and bought one. For some reason, I was under the impression that he had played before.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s play together!&#8221; he said. I was all for that because one day-a-week of lessons wasn&#8217;t enough for me. I wanted to play all the time. So I booked a court, got a babysitter and we went to play tennis. I was excited to play with someone outside my lessons and excited this was something Justin and I could do.<\/p>\n<p>We got to the court and I served to Justin first. When the ball bounced to him, he hit is so hard it didn&#8217;t even bounce. It went above my head!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! I thought you said you could play tennis?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve played racquetball.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not.the.same.<\/p>\n<p>So I had him serve. That too went way over my head.<\/p>\n<p>I spent time showing him the grips and giving some pointers (re: don&#8217;t hit it so hard).\u00a0After I got his a few times, I suggested we just play mini tennis (just hitting the ball lightly over the net). So the hour wasn&#8217;t a complete waste but I did say he should take lessons of his own.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s what he&#8217;s doing. He has to unlearn everything he learned playing racquetball but he&#8217;ll be fine. And maybe one day we can play again. And I won&#8217;t get hit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I mention I&#8217;m taking tennis lessons? This was my attempt at saying, &#8220;suck it junior high tennis coach, I&#8217;ll show you I can play tennis!&#8221; because yeah, I tried out for the team and clearly couldn&#8217;t play. (20+ years later and getting my revenge!) Tennis is big on my mom&#8217;s side of the family <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2014\/09\/racquetball-tennis\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-tF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2031,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions\/2031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}