{"id":181,"date":"2010-07-08T18:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T18:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2010\/07\/08\/goodbye-sillycar"},"modified":"2010-07-08T18:27:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T18:27:00","slug":"goodbye-sillycar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2010\/07\/goodbye-sillycar\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye Sillycar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m almost there. Just buy me a mac and I&#8217;ll be the smug douche-bag everyone hates. (Except the people who are ALREADY 100% smug. They just don&#8217;t know it because they are&#8230;smug.)<\/p>\n<p>I bought a hybrid SUV (new-to-me. See, I&#8217;m not smug, I bought used!). It gets a little less mpg&#8217;s than the sillycar did, but I did gain a lot of room. Enough for baby Jules&#8217; new car seat to still be rear-facing even when Justin drives. Enough to haul fireworks (that may or may not be illegal in Minnesota), the pack &#8216;n play, beach bag, cooler and chairs to the 4th of July party. <\/p>\n<p>Big enough for teh pimp stroller AND a new bathroom cabinet at the same time!<\/p>\n<p>Justin doesn&#8217;t want to admit it, but he likes it. I&#8217;ll admit I love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m almost there. Just buy me a mac and I&#8217;ll be the smug douche-bag everyone hates. (Except the people who are ALREADY 100% smug. They just don&#8217;t know it because they are&#8230;smug.) I bought a hybrid SUV (new-to-me. See, I&#8217;m not smug, I bought used!). It gets a little less mpg&#8217;s than the sillycar did, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2010\/07\/goodbye-sillycar\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-2V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}