{"id":1693,"date":"2013-10-30T09:03:50","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T14:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/?p=1693"},"modified":"2013-10-31T09:17:52","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T14:17:52","slug":"sexy-lunch-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2013\/10\/sexy-lunch-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Lunch Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

We went to the Vikings game last Sunday (against GB). Since it was before Halloween, people were dressed up in costumes including the cheerleaders. Listen, I’m not opposed to them dressing up, but when they were ALL a sexy whatever character, the future for our daughters is doomed.<\/p>\n

Sure, I dressed up in somewhat inappropriate costumes for my body<\/a> but I made them long enough to cover things<\/a>. And why does every costume made for women have to be the “sexy” version? It’s becoming ridiculous (a sexy Hermione from Harry Potter. Seriously?).<\/p>\n

So, in honor of this ridiculousness, I’ve come up with costume ideas that can be made sexy. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

Sexy Janitor
\nSexy Truck Driver
\nSexy Walmart Employee
\nSexy Pumpkin
\nSexy Camera Man
\nSexy TV Evangelist
\nSexy Grandma
\nSexy Ghost
\nSexy Cat in the Hat
\nSexy Lunch Lady
\nSexy Carebear
\nSexy Blogger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We went to the Vikings game last Sunday (against GB). Since it was before Halloween, people were dressed up in costumes including the cheerleaders. Listen, I’m not opposed to them dressing up, but when they were ALL a sexy whatever character, the future for our daughters is doomed. Sure, I dressed up in somewhat inappropriate read more »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween","author-jessi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ontg-rj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1695,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions\/1695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}