{"id":13,"date":"2011-10-10T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T12:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinfoell.wordpress.com\/2011\/10\/10\/two-year-molars"},"modified":"2011-10-10T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T12:48:00","slug":"two-year-molars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2011\/10\/two-year-molars\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Year Molars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jules was always a content baby unless he really needed something. He had this high-pitched &#8220;EEEEE&#8221; right before he would start to cry. So if we caught him at that stage, we were golden. As a toddler, pretty much the same way. Except the &#8220;EEEE&#8221; is now &#8220;Help ple-EEEEEEEse mommy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a good eater. He has manners. He&#8217;s funny. He&#8217;s a little self-destructive when we say &#8220;No&#8221; or tell him not to do something. And even when he&#8217;s sick, he&#8217;s manageable. Just cuddle, a little meds and he&#8217;s good. <\/p>\n<p>But damn these 2-year molars! Never was he like this in all of his teething episodes. At first I thought he was sick. A slight fever and a hacking cough, I blamed it on the kids at the gym. But then I saw little teeth poking through and it all clicked: the moodiness, fever, not wanting to eat, screaming when it was time to brush teeth. Turns out, giant, stabbing knives were poking through his little gums. I&#8217;d be moody too. <\/p>\n<p>Mommy: Jules, do you want Mini Wheats or Cheerios?<br \/>Jules: Cheerios.<br \/>Mommy: (getting the Cheerios box)<br \/>Jules: NO CHERRIOS, MINI WHEATS!!<br \/>Mommy: You want Mini Wheats? <br \/>Jules: NO! CHEERIOS!<br \/>Mommy: (WTF? Getting the Cheerios Box)<br \/>Jules: In little bowl. (he means a ramekin)<br \/>Mommy: You can&#8217;t eat Cheerios in a ramekin.<br \/>Jules: IN LITTLE BOOOOOOWL!<br \/>Mommy: Fine, here. <br \/>Jules: Pour milk.<br \/>Mommy: (starting to pour milk)<br \/>Jules: NO MILK!<\/p>\n<p>One day, I think he ate yogurt and raisins. That&#8217;s it. For a kid who normally eats a big bowl of cereal, toast, yogurt and milk, this new diet of nothing is a little worrisome. But I know it&#8217;s temporary and he&#8217;ll be fine.<\/p>\n<p>Last night after a particularly difficult diaper change, he actually said &#8220;hurt in mouth.&#8221; Oh, it was so sad! And I felt really bad for him. So Justin and I cuddled him and tried to help him feel better with medicine and distraction, diaper-less. <\/p>\n<p>So 2-year molars, hurry up and get here. We miss our sweet Jules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jules was always a content baby unless he really needed something. He had this high-pitched &#8220;EEEEE&#8221; right before he would start to cry. So if we caught him at that stage, we were golden. As a toddler, pretty much the same way. Except the &#8220;EEEE&#8221; is now &#8220;Help ple-EEEEEEEse mommy!&#8221; He&#8217;s a good eater. 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