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(he means a ramekin)<br \/>Mommy: You can&#8217;t eat Cheerios in a ramekin.<br \/>Jules: IN LITTLE BOOOOOOWL!<br \/>Mommy: Fine, here. <br \/>Jules: Pour milk.<br \/>Mommy: (starting to pour milk)<br \/>Jules: NO MILK!<\/p>\n<p>One day, I think he ate yogurt and raisins. That&#8217;s it. For a kid who normally eats a big bowl of cereal, toast, yogurt and milk, this new diet of nothing is a little worrisome. But I know it&#8217;s temporary and he&#8217;ll be fine.<\/p>\n<p>Last night after a particularly difficult diaper change, he actually said &#8220;hurt in mouth.&#8221; Oh, it was so sad! And I felt really bad for him. So Justin and I cuddled him and tried to help him feel better with medicine and distraction, diaper-less. <\/p>\n<p>So 2-year molars, hurry up and get here. We miss our sweet Jules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jules was always a content baby unless he really needed something. 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