{"id":1124,"date":"2012-12-06T16:46:48","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T22:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2012-12-06T16:46:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T22:46:48","slug":"extended-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2012\/12\/extended-family\/","title":{"rendered":"Extended Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone&#8217;s extended family is bonkers. So I thought I&#8217;d share why I think some of my extended family members are bonkers. Plus, it&#8217;s good blog fodder and I&#8217;m pregnant, so I tend to be a bit more snarky than normal.<\/p>\n<p>For example: I have a cousin, who for most of his life, was called one name (he&#8217;s a Junior of his dad&#8217;s name), Cousin Dude, Jr. Once he went off to college and graduated, he decided to be called by his real name which is his fathers name.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, but that&#8217;s not the best part. I&#8217;m pretty sure he&#8217;s a\u00a0 Jr. because of his nickname. But apparently, he&#8217;s now a Second. Cousin Dude II. Seriously? Apparently, he can&#8217;t be a Junior of his dad (who&#8217;s a genius by the way) but a Second? Guess he&#8217;s having an identity crisis. I&#8217;m not kidding when I say it seems to change every month or so on Facebook. To have such problems&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s an example of why I think social media isn&#8217;t for everyone (and in turn, makes them do dumb things): A great aunt of mine is constantly on Facebook. Giving boring updates of &#8220;Geez, well I guess I&#8217;ve been on here long enough. Goodnight all.&#8221; Um, ok, thanks for that all important update. And this gem &#8220;Those of you that took pictures of the groups at Grandma Dot&#8217;s funeral service will you please post some on here. Jana has not seen any of them. I know there were some good one taken.&#8221; (Copied\/pasted, not edited by me.) Which is not so bad. Until this was posted:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1130\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/2012\/12\/extended-family\/grandma-and-janice_edited\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"960,645\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"grandma and janice_edited\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited-300x201.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1130\" title=\"grandma and janice_edited\" src=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited-446x300.jpg 446w, https:\/\/www.foell.org\/jessi\/files\/2012\/12\/grandma-and-janice_edited.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> &lt;&#8212;&#8211;that black box is covering up my beloved Great-Grandma.<\/p>\n<p>We saw the picture being taken at the time and Justin said &#8220;I have a 5 generation picture of my grandma, except she was alive.&#8221;\u00a0 So klassy and yet, I&#8217;m horrified they put this online. (Yes, I know I&#8217;m doing the same thing, BUT I am covering up victims and the stupid.)<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t un-friend her, just blocked her and her misspelled political rants, boring updates about her nails getting done and constant updates about cleaning her house.<\/p>\n<p>On the other side is Justin&#8217;s Grandpa and Grandma. They are in their early 80&#8217;s and insist on giving us things when we leave. And when I ask why, they respond with, &#8220;We&#8217;re gonna die soon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s your turn. Share your favorite extended family member story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone&#8217;s extended family is bonkers. So I thought I&#8217;d share why I think some of my extended family members are bonkers. Plus, it&#8217;s good blog fodder and I&#8217;m pregnant, so I tend to be a bit more snarky than normal. 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