Me: Can I get a decaf latte with skim milk and no foam?<\/p>\n
Caribou: That’s a decaf latte with skim milk and no foam?<\/p>\n
Me: Yes<\/p>\n
Caribou: Would you like a breakfast sandwich?<\/p>\n
Me: No, but do you have any croissants?<\/p>\n
Caribou: Um, Let me check.<\/p>\n
Me:<\/p>\n
Caribou: No, we’ve discontinued them.<\/p>\n
Me: (You’re a coffee shop, why would you get rid of croissants?) Um, ok. Do you have any bagels? What are they, plain?<\/p>\n
Caribou: Yes we have bagels. We have asiago cheese ones.<\/p>\n
Me: I’ll take that with cream cheese.<\/p>\n
Caribou: I’m sorry, we don’t actually carry cream cheese.<\/p>\n
Me: (WTF!) What? You carry bagels but don’t carry cream cheese?<\/p>\n
Caribou: Yeah, I don’t know why.<\/p>\n
Me: Just the latte then.<\/p>\n
(True story)<\/p>\n
Dear Caribou,<\/p>\n
If you want to stay a good coffee shop, don’t get rid of items that go well with coffee. You’re getting too hipster with your turkey egg-white sandwich that I’ve never seen anyone order. And don’t carry bagels if you’re not going to carry cream cheese!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Me: Can I get a decaf latte with skim milk and no foam? Caribou: That’s a decaf latte with skim milk and no foam? Me: Yes Caribou: Would you like a breakfast sandwich? Me: No, but do you have any croissants? Caribou: Um, Let me check. Me: Caribou: No, we’ve discontinued them. Me: (You’re a read more